Archive for August, 2005

E-vangie Tales # 63 Through the Wall

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005

Talk about a thankless job.
The poor salesguy stood outside the store with his pitiful wares and tried to grab the attention of all passers-by. I was not interested but stopped to listen to his pitch. Maybe I could interest him in what I had to sell - for free…
“Do you do much dry cleaning?” [...]

E-vangie Tales #62 A Drop in the Bucket

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005

Just one word. Maybe two. A whole sentence with the word “Jesus” in it. Friendly reminders that He loves them. Tell the whole gospel: Christ died, was buried and rose again. God will use what you say…
“Hi Yolanda! Guess what?” I asked perkily.
With feigned excitement the Rite-Aid clerk answered, “Jesus loves me.”
“And why’s that?” [...]

E-vangie Tales #61 Saving Micky Mouse

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005

A trip to the Magic Kingdom presents a lot of opportunities to share the gospel, but can a Disney character really be saved? My goal was to visit Mickey Mouse and ask if he was going to Heaven or Hell…
My family and I started our pilgrimage through “The Happiest Place on Earth” where no [...]

E-vangie Tales #60 98% of the Time

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005

98% of the time
I was a little bummed out. A tad discouraged maybe. It might have been the caffeine…
I stopped to chat with one of our Children’s Church teachers, Jae Hauser, a committed and serious college student who lives out his faith daily.
“Hey Jae! Are you still reading E-vangie Tales?”
“Yeah,” he replied.
“I’m [...]

E-vangie Tales #59B The Stereo Types Respond

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005

The following is a response from Jason, a member of the band, “The Stereo Types. He is answering my E-vangie Tale #59: “Lost Objects” -Steve Sanchez
[From Jason Boyer of "The Stereo Types]:
i feel as if my character, as well as my band was portayed in a position we neither support, nor exercise, i went [...]

E-vangie Tales #59 Lost Objects

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005

“There’s a rock band parked in front of the house!” my wife shouted excitedly, “And they’ve lost their $500.00 camera!” Seizing the opportunity I ran to the street and offered a prayer for them to find it…
I prayed with Jason, a bright, tall, articulate man in his twenties who was in the midst of unloading [...]

E-vangie Tales #57 Tutti-Frutti

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005

I had just ordered a Kid’s Scoop at Coldstone’s when a really old guy called me over. He sat against the wall, wrinkled and smiling, but there was something up his sleeve…
“You know what Tutti-Frutti is?” he queried with a twinkle in his eye. “I asked the servers if they had Tutti-Frutti and they just [...]

E-vangie Tales #58 The Weird Look

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005

The busboy started to clear the tables and it was painfully obvious that he was trying to avoid us…
“How ya doin’? I greeted.
He gave a begrudging nod and averted his eyes while clearing a table adjacent to ours at Seafood Port Restaurant. My friend Dennis asked, “Is this going to be an E-vangie Tale?”
Being an [...]

E-vangie Tales #56 Whole Moods

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005

Sometimes people are grouchy. Irritable. Other times, they just don’t want to be bothered. Still, I have to remember that Jesus loves them too…
I have a love/hate relationship with Whole Foods Market. I get irked by the trendy, New-Age, Buddhisty, cooler-than-you ethos and the “dollar more than other stores” pricing scheme. I have to admit [...]

E-vangie Tales #55 One Noble Truth

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005

I heard a loud and enthusiastic voice shouting, “D.D.! LAUREL!” while I was getting our tickets to enter the Natural History Museum with my two little girls. They were visiting the museum store and had made a new friend, Huy Tran. He had no way of knowing what was going to hit him…
I rushed [...]

E-vangie Tales #54 Silver Bullet

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005

I’m not in the habit of eaves-dropping, but I overheard the end of a conversation between two customers that was too good to pass up as I wandered aimlessly down the aisles of Home Depot looking for a widget…
“I’m seventy-seven years old,” Chuck said to another man.
“You’re not really seventy-seven are you?” I interrupted. I [...]

E-vangie Tales #53 31 Flavors

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005

“Do you think Jesus ate ice-cream?” I asked the server at Baskin Robbins.
“Did they have ice-cream back then?” she replied.
We were on a family outing and ready to spend some gift certificates. My kids anxiously nosed against the glass to see what they wanted while my wife waited at a table for her one scoop [...]

E-vangie Tales #52 Defending the Gospel

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005

It’s amazing the flack I’ve received as I’ve tried to witness to people about the love of Christ everyday - the flack that has come from Christians…
I’ve been writing E-vangie Tales for a year now and have received a lot of mostly positive feedback regarding these “evangelistic adventures”. I say “mostly positive” because on occasion, [...]

E-vangie Tales #51 Two Visitors

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005

I was the “Pastor on Duty” when I received a call from the receptionist, “Steve you have two visitors in the lobby.” I wasn’t prepared for what was about to happen as I introduced myself to Gonzalo and Marianna…
“How may I help you?” I asked.
“We have a question,” Gonzalo said in a thick Peruvian accent. [...]

E-vangie Tales #50 The Hideous Silence

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005

I didn’t have much fire last week. I was going through the motions trying to be faithful to talk about Jesus everyday, even though I didn’t really want to. But I had to, because people are really dying and going to Hell. Sometimes though, it doesn’t go as nicely as I would like and sometimes [...]

E-vangie Tales #49 Conversing With a Catholic

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005

I don’t know if you’ve ever encountered a similar dilemma, but whenever I’d tell someone that I’m a Christian, I was always stymied when the other person would respond with, “I’m Catholic.” What do you say then? I think I’ve found the answer…
The problem lies with the fact that both the “Born Again” Christian and [...]

E-vangie Tales #48 Everybody Loves Jesus

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005

Everybody loves Him! The toothless Jesus. Colorless, odorless and bland. The eternal babe in the manger. Doe-eyed, undemanding and soft. New-Age Jesus. Effeminate. Aquarian. The kind of Jesus everyone wants and everyone loves. Non-threatening and fat-free.
The Jesus who never existed.
I took up the challenge my Pastor gave to the congregation at the end of [...]

E-vangie Tales #47 Eat At Chongs!

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005

I’m continuing to work on my relationship with Andy, the manager at Chong’s next to Hope Chapel… (To get the background on this story read #38, #39 and #40)
This is what happened a few weeks ago:
I went into Chong’s after missing a week and saw three, count ‘em, three guys standing behind [...]

E-vangie Tales #46 The Man at the Well

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005

I grabbed my five-gallon container and brought it over to the Crystal Water vending machine. After checking to see when it was last serviced, I wondered if the date was really truthful and tried not to think of the bacteria factor.
Another man was doing the same thing.
I doubt that he was thinking whether a mouse [...]


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