Archive for June, 2006

mini-vangie: You’re Right/I’m Right

Friday, June 16th, 2006

I bumped into two Morman missionaries at Costco. After talking with them awhile they were unconvinced that they would be found guilty on Judgment Day and would go to Hell for eternity. I asked them, “If you die and I’m right, you will have made a horrible error. If I die and you’re right, what [...]

mini-vangie: Mr. Intensity

Thursday, June 15th, 2006

There is always a friendly Daily Breeze salesman at the Farmer’s Market on Thursdays offering a free paper and a ten dollar coupon for those who will subscribe. It was a different guy today though; he was focused, unpersonable, a bit rude and… quite frankly, I got a little agitated with him. “Here’s a million [...]

Famous Lost Words: Hugh Hefner

Thursday, June 15th, 2006

Hefner is the founder, editor and publisher of Playboy magazine. He was interviewed in the January 2000 issue of Playboy magazine.
PLAYBOY: Do you fear death?
HEFNER: No. I’m very comfortable with the nature of life and death, and that we come to an end. What’s most difficult to imagine is that those dreams and [...]

Guest E-vangies: Queen of Heaven

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006

The following is an outrageous account from Kandra King who is a total extrovert/actress/performer—but was too intimidated to hand out some million-dollar bill gospel tracts. Read how God blessed her efforts when she stepped out in faith…
The first time Steve came & spoke on the new “million dollar bill” method for winning souls, I thought [...]

mini-vangie: Winograd Lad

Wednesday, June 14th, 2006

Eulis was a “Winograd-for-Congress” supporter who had a little table at the Farmer’s Market. I spoke to him a bit and found that he was actually reasonable (See E-vangie Tales #81, & “Winograd Grandad” below). I didn’t know how to pronounce the candidate’s name so I asked, “WINO-grad?”
“WIN-ograd,” he corrected gently. After hearing my presentation [...]

Mortuary Fun Facts: Post Life Surgeries

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

My friend from the mortuary informed me of a grisly little task that is part of his job description: He has to perform little operations on some of the corpses before he puts them into the crematorium.
“Yech!” I said with great disgust. “Why do you have to do that?”
“I have to remove pacemakers and defribulators [...]

mini-vangie: Fishing at the Pier

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

The Redondo Beach Pier is a great place to evangelize and hand out million-dollar bill gospel tracts; it’s family-friendly and the people that go there are usually quite humble and open to chatting, especially those who are a captive audience as they fish from the rails. On Saturday ten of us met to do our [...]

Judge to Rule on Millions

Tuesday, June 13th, 2006

Here’s the latest on the million dollar bill scandal from World Net Daily as of Tuesday, June 13. Click here!

CODA: General John “Uncle John” Sedgwick (1813-1864)

Sunday, June 11th, 2006

His last words were:
“They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist—.”
General John Sedgwick was a corps commander in the Army of the Potomac during the Civil War. At the battle of the Wilderness, while inspecting his troops, he approached a parapet and peered out over the surrounding countryside. His officers [...]

(ALMOST) SUDDEN DEATH: Left to Die

Sunday, June 11th, 2006

“It was wrong if there was a man suffering altitude problems and was huddled under a rock, just to lift your hat, say ‘good morning’ and pass on by.”

Mount Everest pioneer Sir Edmund Hillary commenting on the fact that dozens of climbers left a British mountaineer to die during their own attempts on the [...]

mini-vangie: Winigrad Grandad

Sunday, June 11th, 2006

I talked with another “Winograd-for-Congress” supporter about eternal things while he sat behind a table at the Palos Verdes fair. He was an elderly man who declared, “I’m a Universalist,” (that is, he believes that everyone will be saved in the end). When presented with the fact that he would be judged someday by [...]

FOUNDations: C.T. Studd

Sunday, June 11th, 2006

“Some wish to live within the sound of a chapel bell; I wish to run a rescue mission within a yard of hell. “
Brief bio:

Only 2 Times

Saturday, June 10th, 2006

According to the Bible there are only two times that you should be prepared to preach the Word of God. Never do it at any other time; DON’T EVEN ATTEMPT IT! When are these two times?

Hell Will Be Worse

Saturday, June 10th, 2006

It might be hard to believe, but Hell will be a lot worse than this horrible rendition of our National Anthem sung(?) by a wholly unprepared officer of the Hamilton County Sheriff’s Department in Chattanooga during a law enforcement memorial last Memorial Day.
Click here to listen, turn up the speakers and close the windows!

mini-vangie: Beach Ball

Friday, June 9th, 2006

I didn’t want to go.
But I made a commitment for an “Hour of Power” each Friday evening from 5-6pm to share my faith with as many people as I can, and hand out as many gospel tracts as possible in that one hour. I was alone and had a bit of trepidation and wasn’t [...]

Tombstones: Edgar Allan Poe

Friday, June 9th, 2006

His epitaph reads:
Fly
Quoth the Raven,
“Nevermore.”

Seized Millions Updates

Friday, June 9th, 2006

By now you must be familiar with the million dollar gospel tracts seized by federal agents who wanted to make a big counterfeiting bust. If not, you can watch the 3 minute news story Click here to watch it
If you’d like the very latest update from Agape Press as of 6-8-06, then click here!

E-vangie Tales #81: LEFT, BEHIND

Friday, June 9th, 2006

One of the most strange and embarrassing sights at the “Fiesta Hermosa” last week was the conga line of Senior Citizen hippies, reliving their fist-thrusting days of yesteryear. The grandpas with gray ponytails marched lockstep beside the peace-signed grammies; their tight, tie-dyed tees barely concealed the terrifying results of six decades of gravity. Leading this [...]


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