Archive for July, 2006
Wednesday, July 12th, 2006
I was cleaning out my garage the other day when a man, obviously drunk, staggered over to look at my junk. Thinking that I was having a garage sale, he pointed to an old strand-cruiser leaning against a wall and announced, “I’m looking for bikes—like that one!”
“It’s not for sale, but here’s a million [...]
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Wednesday, July 12th, 2006
From an interview in People Magazine, April 2006,
Q: The movie [Take the Lead] has an uplifting message. Are you religious?
A: I have to recognize that I am agnostic. I don’t believe in any kind of fundamentalism. I prefer to take life in a different way, with a sense of humor. I try to [...]
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Tuesday, July 11th, 2006
This is an epitaph from a cemetery in Thurmont, Maryland.
Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up
And no place to go.
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Tuesday, July 11th, 2006
This is an excerpt of an email to Ray Comfort from an atheist.
Ray,
You are really convinced that you’ve got all the answers. You’ve really got yourself tricked into believing that you’re 100% right. Well, let me tell you just one thing. Do you consider yourself to be compassionate of other humans? If [...]
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Tuesday, July 11th, 2006
What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah’s Witness?
Someone who knocks at your door for no apparent reason.
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The story is told of the Atheist who accosted a preacher:
“Do you believe in eternal life?” The preacher had no time to reply. “Well it’s a load of rubbish!” shouted the Atheist. “I believe [...]
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Monday, July 10th, 2006
It was the first day of a week-long cruise along the Italian coast, a romantic getaway designed to rekindle a failed marriage. Now, Lonnie Kocontes, 48, a Mission Viejo attorney, says he wishes they would have resisted temptation.
His ex-wife, Micki Kanesaki, 52, disappeared their first night aboard the Island Escape as the cruise ship steamed [...]
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Monday, July 10th, 2006
This is Polly, a helper at the Evolution Museum, commonly known as the L.A. Museum of Natural History. We had just finished an exhibit called “The Bog People,” about a bunch of pagans that sacrificed humans to their gods. Afterward, we talked to Paula, a docent for the exhibit. We gave her a million dollar [...]
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Saturday, July 8th, 2006
“GO FOR SOULS, and go for the worst!”
William Booth was the founder of the Salvation Army. For short bio:
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Saturday, July 8th, 2006
A group of school kids swirled around me and my daughters at the Farmer’s Market. I quickly urged them to hand out their million dollar bill gospel tracts while they had the chance. Each kid took one, but the adult team leader knew what we were up to and started taking them back from the [...]
Posted in Fun w/Millions | 1 Comment »
Saturday, July 8th, 2006
A man dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him, shows him three doors, and says, “You must spend the rest of eternity in one of the rooms behind these doors. Look in each one and decide which one you want.”
The man opens the first door, and sees a bunch of people standing on their [...]
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Friday, July 7th, 2006
These were her last words before she was guillotined:
You are going to hurt me, please don’t hurt me, just one more moment, I beg you!
Madame du Barry was the mistress of Louis XV.
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Friday, July 7th, 2006
By Kirk Cameron
(This is an article from www.wayofthemaster.com)
I was walking quickly along a busy Indiana highway in the dark, trying to get back to my hotel (I was scheduled to speak at a church), when I noticed a lot of commotion coming from the parking lot. There was a pond surrounded by large rocks and [...]
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Thursday, July 6th, 2006
Metal ladder in water, while using a power tool. Hmmmm, another reason why I try to ask the million dollar question everywhere, which is: If you were to die today, would you go to Heaven or Hell?
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Wednesday, July 5th, 2006
I will be celebrating 10 wonderful years of marriage to my wife on Thursday. Since I’m on vacation too, the postings might be a little lean. Keep checking in though!
“When you get married, you die to yourself. When you have kids, you bury yourself.”
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Wednesday, July 5th, 2006
Stories are starting to emerge about a certain guy who can hand out stacks of gospel tracts in minutes flat. “He had a stack this big,” they say, “and he came back in fifteen minutes empty-handed!” “No,” another would say. “He had a stack this big…” Craig DeLisle is nick-named, “The Animal,” because of his [...]
Posted in Bits 'n Preaches | 3 Comments »
Wednesday, July 5th, 2006
David Jon Gilmour, CBE (born March 6, 1946) is an English guitarist and vocalist with British rock band Pink Floyd. Following the departure of Roger Waters in the mid-1980s, Gilmour effectively assumed control of the band.
“I’m an atheist, and I don’t have any belief in an afterlife,” Gilmour says. “You could say that I’m [...]
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Tuesday, July 4th, 2006
The Fourth of July reminds me of the dependence I have on Christ to sustain me, to teach me and to tranform me. I hope I will always remain dependent on Him.
I’m also reminded that we live in a great country—independent from other foreign powers—and that we have the freedom to worship God freely and [...]
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Monday, July 3rd, 2006
Want to view a slideshow of the “En Masse” evangelism outreach at the Redondo Pier? Then just click this. (When you get to the pics, click on the slideshow bar. Thanks to Mike Herrera for the photos!)
Read the full story below!
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Monday, July 3rd, 2006
My wife Karen is a great help-mate; I just don’t always realize it, you know, being a guy and all. I had to preach four sermons this past weekend on: What else? Evangelism. Karen suggested that I invite the congregation over to our house for P.I.E. (Pizza, Intercession, Evangelism) afterwards, then everyone would walk on [...]
Posted in Bits 'n Preaches, Fun w/Millions | 2 Comments »
Saturday, July 1st, 2006
Unashamed, I stood in line outside Patrick Malloy’s, a party bar popular with the college crowd, and waited for my I.D. to be checked. I hadn’t done this in probably fifteen years, so I felt a bit awkward; but it was Happy Hour and I was ready to PARTEEE! The bouncer looked at my driver’s [...]
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