Archive for December, 2007

Going Up?

Monday, December 10th, 2007

By Paul LaTour 
Please note that two one-way elevators will be in service on Judgment Day: Up for the righteous, down for the self-righteous. No stopping on Limbo or Purgatory floors as they never existed anyway. Elevator service will cease to operate at Day’s end…forever.
Steve and Ray: Great service, boys! And thanks for the Elevangie Tales!

Boys in the Hood

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

I met Mike and Ish while taking a team on the Redondo Beach pier. We had handed them both a million dollar bill Gospel tract—and found out that they, too, were handing out tracts from Way of the Master!
They have a ministry that I want nothing to do with (except to pray for their efforts). [...]

“Righteous Richard’s” November Report

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

By “Righteous Richard” Chavarria
I preached 11 times to 260 people standing in line at the Hawthorne DMV in the month of November and handed out 615 Gospel tracts. I hope to do better in December.
 I’ve investigated another location: the Inglewood DMV. There are two entrances; one entrance is just off the public sidewalk. I passed out [...]

This Saturday: Ray Comfort and Team

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

Once again we will be heading down to Huntington Beach come Hell or high water.
Unless it rains.
Meet at Hope Chapel at noon. If it rains, we will go to the Galleria Mall.

What’s Your E-vangie Tale #24

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

ONE MORE WEEK TO GO IN THE CURRENT EVANGELISM CLASS. 15 STUDENTS AND HOLDING…
Paul wrote that God “has committed to us the message of reconciliation. We are therefore Christ’s ambassadors, as though God were making His appeal through us. (2 Corinthians 5:19-20)
Have you been a faithful ambassador? Write your own E-vangie Tale of how God used you [...]

Going Armless!

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

The high school kid in line at Rite Aide drugstore didn’t want the giant hundred dollar bill after he found out that it was a “religious” tract, so he tried to hand it back to me. “Sorry,” I said. “I can’t take it back.” He insisted. I refused.
Looking around, he tried offering it to a neighbor of mine [...]

Famous Lost Words: Atheist and Anti-Christian Sites

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

In a battle, it’s always a good idea to know the enemy’s tactics. A good soldier should know what propaganda the other side puts out, how they are thinking, what are their plans. Here are a few sites from the dark side, that will help you to understand how fools “think.” If I’ve missed any, let [...]

Famous Lost Words: WOTM Watchdog

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

Can you believe it? There is a website that is “an international group of concerned freethinkers who are dedicated to exposing the hypocrisies, logical fallacies, and outright lies employed by “Way of the Master” and its affiliated ministries.”
Pretty darn silly, er, foolish.
‘Nuff said.
You can check it out by clicking here, but why?

Surfrider Damnation

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

The Surfrider Foundation had a team cleaning up the beaches. “Thanks a million!” I said, handing everyone a million dollar bill Gospel tract. They all thanked me for the “cash” until I got to the Asian man. “I don’t need it.” he said angrily. 
“But it has the million dollar question on the back: If you [...]

The Gospel According to Disney

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

This is an article from the 2004 British online edition of The Guardian that explains clearly why Disney has an aversion to the One True God.
Disney may have colonised the imagination of the world’s children for the best part of 80 years, but - remarkably in one of the world’s most ostentatiously Christian countries - the [...]

Islam, Rod Stewart, and Clueless Christians

Monday, December 3rd, 2007

I am sure surprised at the zeal in which Muslims in Sudan reverence their prophet Muhammad.
According to the L.A. Times: Thousands of Sudanese, many armed with clubs and knives, rallied Friday in a central square and demanded the execution of a British teacher convicted of insulting Islam for allowing her students to name a teddy [...]

Sudden Deaths: Exit Stage Left

Monday, December 3rd, 2007

To give a horrible performance in the theater is to die on stage; to actually die on stage is whole ‘nother matter entirely:
Moliere: The 17th century French playwright and actor collapsed during the performance of one of his plays. He had a coughing fit, was carried home, and promptly died. The name of the [...]


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