Quotes of the Week
“Because I have a bad mouth, I like fighting, and I steal.”
—Siond Tuli, a very large college student of island descent on why he thinks that he would go to Hell instead of Heaven.

“#?@&%!! Why don’t you shut up! #?@&%!!
You blankin’ #?@&%!!”
—The very manly, angry, linebackerish woman standing in line and reacting enthusiastically to my Gospel preaching before the doors opened at the Torrance DMV.
March 14th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Dear Pastor Steve, thanks for the update on Karen. I have been praying for her and I’m sure a lot of others have been too. Thank Heavens she has a great attitude and I am sure that she will be getting better soon. Please give her my love,
Love you lots,
Dots.
March 15th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Would you consider adding me to your blogroll? I subscribe to Hell’s Best Kept Secret.
May 12th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Hey, when you start bothering people and submitting your nonsensical superstitions to the arena of public discourse, you’ll get the criticism that such foolishness deserves.