Quotes of the Week

“Because I have a bad mouth, I like fighting, and I steal.”
—Siond Tuli, a very large college student of island descent on why he thinks that he would go to Hell instead of Heaven.

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“#?@&%!! Why don’t you shut up! #?@&%!!
You blankin’ #?@&%!!”

—The very manly, angry, linebackerish woman standing in line and reacting enthusiastically to my Gospel preaching before the doors opened at the Torrance DMV.

3 Responses to “Quotes of the Week”

  1. Dots Morgan Says:

    Dear Pastor Steve, thanks for the update on Karen. I have been praying for her and I’m sure a lot of others have been too. Thank Heavens she has a great attitude and I am sure that she will be getting better soon. Please give her my love,
    Love you lots,
    Dots.

  2. Justin Says:

    Would you consider adding me to your blogroll? I subscribe to Hell’s Best Kept Secret.

  3. Frank Says:

    Hey, when you start bothering people and submitting your nonsensical superstitions to the arena of public discourse, you’ll get the criticism that such foolishness deserves.

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