What’s up Doc? This bunny bugs me! Hey! It ain’t about rodent hordes, but the Risen Lord! Try to talk about sin, Judgment Day and Hell to a dude like this and it ain’t worth jack… he kept taking me down rabbit trails.
So I gave him the Million-dollar bill Gospel tract; let it do [...]

Here is an actual photo of an American Christian responding to Christ’s call to preach the Gospel.

Atheists love to level the “Fundamentalist” label derisively at those who take God at His Word in the Bible. BUT, did you know that atheists themselves subscribe to a fundamentalist philosophy of their own? Here are the first five fundamental truths that atheists believe and live… the next five will be next Wednesday! 

YOU MIGHT BE A FUNDY [...]

While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in Heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. “Welcome to Heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around [...]

Tired of all the holiday greetings that leave Christ out?
Watch this short, humorous video and take action!
Yule cheer when you see it!

My friend from Canada, Paul LaTour, imagines this scenario during church testimony time from a “Pooper Peeper tract” (see below) convert:
Preacher: “Yes! YOU sir! The fellow in the red shirt sitting in the fourth pew. Please, stand up and share your testimony with all of us here starting with where you were when the gospel [...]

If only poor ole Santa paid attention when he had the chance last year!

Yesterday I posted a Guest E-vangie about how a lady at the water store thought I was a priest (read it here). I denied it. I didn’t know about the hidden security camera…

“As you come to him, the living stone—rejected by men but chosen by God and precious to him—you also, like living stones, are [...]

Can you believe Ann Coulter—that firebrand of the Right and scourge of the Left—who makes a living from creating needless controversy and writing books, didn’t have a word to say when challenged on air?
That’s right. For an amazing six seconds, Ann was stumped. Where did this take place? At The Way of the Master Radio [...]

These items need no comment.

Okay. I’ll use the comments that Alittleleaven.com provides: “If you think that wearing this hat to a biker event will cause men with names like “Snakebite” and “Mad Dog” to fall on their knees in repentance, then you’ve got another thing coming.”

See more “Weak, Wimpy—and Wrong—Witnesses” starting here.

This is truly a weak and wimpy witness. Really! No one needs to wear these items to start up a conversation about spiritual things. The last thing anyone will want to do is ask you a question about Jesus if they see you wearing a hat like this. Read an analysis of the design flaws [...]

As you can see, there is a whole line of ridiculous T-shirts that will help you not to share your faith verbally, will advertise undiscerning Christian T.V. viewing habits, and most certainly will dumb down our Christian faith in general.

See other ridiculous “Witness Wear” here.
Thanks again to our friends at A Little Leaven, who allow [...]

Anyone who thinks that this is who Jesus is will have another thing coming when he faces the Righteous Judge on that Day in the ‘hood.

This is another example of cheap Jesus Junk masquerading as Christian witness.
(Used with permission from our friends at www.alittleleaven.com.
See prevous examples of weak, wimpy—and wrong—witnesses here and here.)

Take the easy way out of actually saying something to the lost by wearing a shirt that glorifies the film “Napoleon Dynamite.”

(Used w/permission from our friends who expose stupid Christian trends at www.alittleleaven.com)

With all the recent flak we took at the Fiesta Hermosa last weekend, it might have been a better idea to just wear this T-shirt—and smile! No ruckus. No offense. No repentance. Of course, there is no salvation, but that is besides the point; it would make everybody happy—except God…
…and all those in torment [...]

I parked my car in front of a restaurant, ready to run in “for a quick second” to get some take-out. There was a parking meter.
Should I pay the quarter? After all, I will only be here for a moment.
I thought about a question I ask when sharing my faith: “Have you ever stolen anything? [...]

This one minute video confirms Darwin’s greatest fear.

Two 90 year old men, Moe and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it’s clear that Joe is dying, Moe visits him every day. One day Moe says, “Joe, we both loved baseball all our lives, and we played minor league ball together for so many years. Please do me one favor, [...]

Hey! Wait a stinkin’ minute! The marketers hijacked half of the Million dollar question!!!

The correct way to ask this question is: “If you died today, would you go to Heaven or Hell?”

In commemoration of the annual “Running of the Bulls” in Spain and the two American brothers (one from Hermosa Beach) who got gored in the behinds simultaneously (see it here), I am re-running the first “Appointment with Eternity” that I published last year.
This photo gives another good reason why I ask the million $ question [...]

The Fourth of July is a great time to have barbeques, parties, picnics and festivals. It’s a wonderful opportunity for friends and family to get together and chow down some hamburgers, hotdogs, and tons of chips with guacamole. It’s also a chance for churches to have a block party, invite the neighbors over for a [...]

Can you figure this out?
“Poor James is dead.
We see his face no more.
For what he thought was H2O,
was H2SO4.”

This is yet another reason why I try to ask the million dollar question everyday, which is: “If you were to die today, would you go to Heaven or Hell?” And why I ask this question especially of men…

Mark Twain said:
Travel has no longer any charm for me. I have seen all the foreign countries I want to except heaven and hell; and I have only a vague curiosity about one of those.

Another reason why I ask the million-dollar question nearly everyday, which is: “If you were to die today, would you go to Heaven or Hell?” And young people really need to answer it…

Here’s another reason why I ask the million-dollar question as often as I can, which is: If you were to die today, would you go to Heaven or Hell?

Here are comments from real live atheists who didn’t care for my YouTube video: “The Blasphemy Challenge Guerrilla Action.” It might be a good idea to pray for these people… You can see the video here if you missed it! And make sure you check out the lively comments; we have over 60 comments [...]

A few posts below there is a picture of George Whitefield’s preaching stool where he would stand when preaching to crowds numbering up to 20,000 in the open-air. But that was then, and this is now! Things have changed! Who needs to preach open-air when you can sit comfortably indoors?
On Valentine’s Day why preach [...]

Here are some toasts from Ireland as compiled by The Bathroom Reader (a really funny book), to help you celebrate this special occasion with your sweety (leave that communion wine alone!).

“May you have food and clothing, a soft pillow for your head;
May you be forty years in Heaven, before the devil knows you’re dead.”
“May the [...]

Speaking of eternity… this is the reason why I ask the million-dollar question everywhere I go which is: “If you were to die today, would you go to Heaven or Hell?

And I especially ask it to kids!