Ambassadors’ Academy Pt.9: Revenge of the Rickshaws
May 8th, 2008(Read parts 1-8 by clicking here!)
It was horrible. Awful. Stomach-churning. I wanted to turn my head to avoid the tragedy that was destined to happen. I didn’t. But what I witnessed, no man should ever see…
The persecution took place at Huntington Beach during the last day of training at the Ambassadors’ Academy, a new evangelism bootcamp of Living Waters, while one member of the team I was leading, Neil Collins, got on the “soapbox” to preach.
Launching into a powerful sermon, the two or three gathered to hear him preach were almost moved to tears.

The audience then doubled to three or four… but on the outskirts of the crowd, evil was plotting its dastardly course.

Two rent-a-rickshaw bicyclists circled around the perimeter of the preacher. They were vehemently opposed to this orator on a box. “It’s bad for business!” spat the baldheaded rickshaw driver. He was determined to put an end to this foolishness. He sat in the back of his rickshaw punching the keypad of his cellphone. Was he dialing “M” for Murder?

The plan was hatched. I overheard the baldheaded guy, probably the ringleader say, “Drive through the crowd. Drive through the crowd!” to his ponytailed partner of perdition. Then the son of Belial whispered conspiratorially, ”And when you do…” (here’s where it gets ugly) “…ring your bell!”
I had no time to warn Neil. Old baldhead went first, sin in his eye…

That awful sound, that echoing, tingling, chiming tune of the little girly bell on his handlebars rang out… ever so wimpily, Ting-Ching! He broke through the throng of five listeners! Ting-Ching!

Undeterred, Neil continued to preach on as Old Baldhead went up and consulted with his ponytailed partner.

The ponytailed guy made his move. Would there be victory for this spawn of Satan? Ting-Ching! He, too, crashed through the crowd. Actually, they stepped aside politely. Ting-Ching!

Unable to remove the man-of-God from his rightful place, the two ruffian rickshaw rebels rode off into the sunset. But there was no sunset. It was High Noon. The fight was over at the OK corral.
Neil continued to preach on. And on. And on… And on… oblivious to the works of darkness that met their defeat at the foot of the… soapbox. The crowd, the masses, inclined their ears to the words of salvation.
All five of them.
Ting-Ching!

Charles Spurgeon (1834 – 1892) wrote:

Once recommenced, the fruitful agency of field-preaching was not allowed to cease. Amid jeering crowds and showers of rotten eggs and filth, the immediate followers of the two great [preachers] continued to storm village after village and town after town. Very varied were their adventures, but their success was generally great. One smiles often when reading incidents in their labors. A string of pack horses is so driven as to break up a congregation, and a fire engine is brought out and played over the throng to achieve the same purpose. Hand-bells, old kettles, marrowbones and cleavers, trumpets, drums, and entire bands of music were engaged to drown the preachers’ voices.
In one case the parish bull was let loose, and in others dogs were set to fight. The preachers needed to have faces set like flints, and so indeed they had. John Furz says: “As soon as I began to preach, a man came straight forward, and presented a gun at my face; swearing that he would blow my brains out, if I spake another word. However, I continued speaking, and he continued swearing, sometimes putting the muzzle of the gun to my mouth, sometimes against my ear. While we were singing the last hymn, he got behind me, fired the gun, and burned off part of my hair.
After this, my brethren, we ought never to speak of petty interruptions or annoyances.
—From Spurgeon’s sermon, OPEN-AIR PREACHING - A SKETCH OF ITS HISTORY AND REMARKS THEREON












Why? It’s funnier, a little more interesting, and easier to spell. 
—The man on a bicycle’s cheerful encouragement as he handed us two bottles of water while leaving Hollywood Blvd. after a day of evangelism training with the Ambassadors’ Alliance, a new evangelism bootcamp from Ray Comfort’s Ministry, Living Waters.
With another new evangelism class starting, I want to read about how faithful you are with God’s message of reconciliation. Write your own E-vangie Tale below by clicking “comments.”
Our hope is that this Stallone-wannabe would repent, turn to Christ, then get a better job after reading the Gospel presentation on the back of the bill.

What guy? Exactly. Look carefully. It’s the Demon Tree Guy, a man standing on 5-foot stilts, waiting silently, sneakily, for passersby. As strollers walked past him unaware, what do you think he did?


Hopefully he’ll read it and believe,
He answered, “Different faiths. Different faiths. And what drew me to it (Scientology)—it was so practical and it just made sense to me, and things that I wanted to figure out in my life…”






—A woman’s rebuke to fellow evangelist (and Ambassadors’ Alliance mentor) Ed Lee, after he told her that the Jesus she believed in was not the Jesus of the Bible.
a fully committed and hard working Christian laborer and Police Chaplain who was the only other guy I know able to witness to The Dollhouse Dude with a straight face.



Tatsuo is used to being ignored. He preaches nearly everyday at our local Department of Motor Vehicles. After preaching there, he goes to the Social Security office where he is promptly ignored again. He’s been cussed at, fish have been tossed at him, someone has even pushed him off his preaching stool in anger. We thought that he would be a great candidate to begin our evangelistic session in ultra-liberal Santa Monica.


What were they looking for? Was Tatsuo’s speech considered inflammatory? Is preaching Christ on a street corner in Santa Monica a ticketable offense? Or is it just plain offensive to warn of God’s coming wrath upon all those who sinned against a Holy God?
Tatsuo continued to explain that everyone who broke God’s Law, the 10 Commandments, would be found guilty on Judgment Day and end up in Hell.
What did they find? Was it “narrow-mindednessness without a cause”? Could it be that they didn’t like the fact that there was only one way to God, and that is through Jesus Christ?

Pure Preaching!
“When I got untethered from the comfort of religion, it wasn’t a loss of faith for me, it was a discovery of self,” he says. “I had faith that I’m capable enough to handle any situation. There’s peace in understanding that I have only one life, here and now, and I’m responsible.”
He knew that I was familiar with my First Amendment Rights which I had rehearsed to him. In addition, I asked the officer if he would like to stay and listen to my sermon. He accepted the offer and listened intently as I preached my message; I knew it was convicting him as well. After I finished I stepped down from my portable stand and said, “Well, that’s it Officer.”Moments later his Supervisor approached us; he also knew me. They both had a look that said: “I find no fault in him.” They let me go.
Former Reds pitcher, Frank Pastore, a top rated talk show host at the station, came out yesterday to honor our church, Hope Chapel, and my Pastor Zac Nazarian, with their “Church of the Week” award.






